kazekagays:

metaphoricalanchor:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

(Source: nonchalantcroissant, via tonee-al3xis)

urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via jamt)

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

(Source: racingbarakarts, via tonee-al3xis)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via tyleroakley)

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via guy)